Using Epilator cream where you shouldn't (2024)

[Deleted User]

March 2008 in Health + Injury

think you'll be able to guess where I mean. Flipping heck - I thought I'd find a quick easy solution to too many bushy hairs where I didn't really want them - put some epilatory cream around the shaft and sack and left it for between five to ten minutes. Got rid of the hairs OK but burnt the skin on the shaft a bit - ouh - will have to go careful for a few days - be warned should you think of an easy shortcut!

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[Deleted User] ✭✭✭
March 2008
good god, what is wrong with a bit of pubic hair
OUCH!

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Slugsta ✭✭✭
March 2008
Joins KK in ROFL. I'm guessing that Wanna Do's not going to see much action for a few days!
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[Deleted User] ✭✭✭
March 2008
snigg*r no, thats not nice is it
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M.ister W ✭✭✭
March 2008
Do you have a gardener who comes in, kk?
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gmike ✭✭✭
March 2008
"a bit of topiary is required at times"
... or go for a comb over

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Welsh Alex ✭✭✭
March 2008
See Also
View support for your Philips Epilator Series 8000 BRE700/00 Wet & Dry epilator BRE700/00 BRAUN SILK-ÉPIL 9 FLEX 9-002 - EPILATOR WITH FLEXIBLE HEAD FOR EASIER HAIR REMOVAL, WHITE/GOLD.: LOCATION - C RACK 50 X CRYSTAL HAIR ERASER EPILATORS, PAINLESS NANO CRYSTAL HAIR REMOVER, REUSABLE SAFE EPILATOR SOFT SMOOTH SILKY SKIN FOR ANY PART OF THE BODY (PINK) - TOTAL RRP £208: LOCATION - G RACK QTY OF ITEMS TO INCLUDE BRAUN SILK-ÉPIL 5 POWER EPILATOR FOR FACE, BODY & LEG, 500 G: LOCATION - C RACK
Put some ralgex on it, that should make it feel better.
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LIVERBIRD Pirate › ✭✭✭
March 2008
My tummy hurts, I'm laughing so much!!!!
I think you should pitch up at A & E and show them your handiwork!

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[Deleted User]
March 2008
wont laugh, dont laugh,
honest wont tell anyone!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahhhaahahahah
pssst did I tell you about ################

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[Deleted User] ✭✭✭
March 2008
Ha!!!
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Vixx76
March 2008
OMG WannaDo - did you not think about tweezing or waxing???? They would probably hurt less....
I actually haven't laughed - all I could think was OUCH

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Little Ninja ✭✭✭
March 2008
You realise that cream is designed to burn the folicles so the hair... <no never mind> .... Some creams are designed for the more sensitive parts ot the anatomy but not that sensitive.
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goldbeetle ✭✭✭
March 2008
a very hairy mate had Back, sack and crack done said it was avery sore experience
apparently a lot of salons dont do the sack part anymore becuase of scrotal skin ripping

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[Deleted User] ✭✭✭
March 2008
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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PSC Pirate › ✭✭✭
March 2008
Ooooooooouch!
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Slugsta ✭✭✭
March 2008
Oh, that brought tears to my eyes Goldie!
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[Deleted User]
March 2008
Hmmm what you going to do when it starts to grow back?
Ouch!

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[Deleted User] ✭✭✭
March 2008
I know someone who put immac on his face prior to a camping trip, thinking he wouldn't have to shave (seriously!)- it got rid of his beard hair, and burnt his face nicely in the process.
I've had an experience with them too which I've mentioned before but won't go into... beware of the cream leeching to other areas...

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[Deleted User]
March 2008
I heard of a bloke in the army who used to use Immac on his arse crack!
What's wrong with trimming it with some scissors anyway?

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LIVERBIRD Pirate › ✭✭✭
March 2008
How do you trim your own arse crack? Are you double jointed?
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[Deleted User] ✭✭✭
March 2008
well, erm, i can reach mine
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X-KKD ✭✭✭
March 2008
Ooooo Wannado! Ouch!!
<Sideways look> Were you trying to make 'things' look longer???? Were you?? Eh?? Eh??

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Muttley ✭✭✭
March 2008
I once met an army medic who assured me, with an entirely straight face, that one of the subjects covered in his training, albeit briefly, was how to treat a burnt and singed bum crack and hair thereon. This was in response to a squaddie drinking game called "the dance of the flaming arseholes", in which a rolled-up sheet of newspaper is inserted you know where and set alight. The winner is the last one to remove ... but sometimes victory came with unfortunate consequences.
During my time in the mob I did hear of this activity but was never privileged to witness it, to my regret!

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[Deleted User] ✭✭✭
March 2008
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Muttley
I salute you

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Muttley ✭✭✭
March 2008
The other popular squaddie game was, of course, lighting farts. I have seen this done, and it is absolutely cripplingly funny. Which the same medic also said he had to be ready to treat, given the ever-present danger of "blowback".
I have never done it myself. Not brave enough!

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[Deleted User] ✭✭✭
March 2008
I burned a very good pair of levis lighting a fart once, thankfully the seams are very robust...
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