A list of puns related to "Barber"
I asked the barber to replace most of what the last barber did, make it three times longer, and give it three parts.
He said “oh, you want the Snyder Cut”.
Ad in local paper : 'Wanted Barber's assistant'
'Fringe Benefits'
Everyone laughed when they saw the way my barber styled me...
But I liked my new hardehardo.
My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused!
I just couldn't accept all those perms and conditions!
So today was my barber's last day at the barbershop...
He said it was time to switch careers. But no matter what profession he chose or what career path he took.... he just couldn't cut it.
Local barber in the area got arrested for selling drugs.
Blew my mind. I’ve been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
My barber is planning an ultimate terror, fright theme for his shop this Halloween
I bet it will be a hair razing experience.
While driving down in a part of town we don't usually visit, my 12yo son noticed and mentioned a barber shop named Roman Palace.
I told him they only do Caesar cuts.
How did the barber win the race ?
He knew a short cut
Man walks into a barber shop: “Can you shape my afro like a sphere?”
Sorry, we don’t do that round hair.
What did the smart caveman say when the barber asked why he didn't like his last haircut?
Mullet over
It has been a while since I was able to go see my barber...
...so I invited him to comb over to my house.
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a shortcut.
The poor local barber was just barely squeaking by...
But he made do.
With the barber shop finally open after many weeks, there was a huge crowd of people jostling for position to get in...
They really need a hair traffic controller.
If a man who cuts men's hair is a barber...
Would a woman who cuts men's hair be a Barbara?
A swarm of bees raided a barber shop
Judging from their noise, they definitely want a buzzcut.
I had a job as a barber...
but lost my job because of workforce TRIMMING and CUTS.
Never trust a barber named Nick.
So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".
That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.
Returning home from the barber, had a true old man moment today. My kid: “Hey dad, did you just get a hair cut?”
“No son, I got them ALL cut!”
The cycle is complete. I have become my father.
I asked my barber if it was difficult to shave the line thingy on my head
He said "that's the hard part"
Barber Joke
Where does the barber stash his money?
in his muSTACHE
My barber was arrested for selling drugs
I've been going to him for 10 years and had no idea he cut hair.
I sat down in the barber's chair and said that I wanted to get a bowl cut. reddit.com/r/3amjokes/com…
What do barbers like to eat for dinner?
Barber-que
My son isn't keen on getting his haircuts. Every time I take him to the barber's, he questions why he needs his hair cut so often, while I never seem to need mine.
Today, I finally told him, "Because my hair falls out by itself."
I didn't have the heart to say, "You'll understand when you grow up."
It was about the only time male pattern baldness made sense to me.
What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving Roman.
"Back so soon? I thought you went for a haircut, dad?" asked my son. "Well..." I replied. "My barber wanted me to sign a long term service agreement before giving me a haircut, but I refused."
"I couldn't accept all those perms and conditions."
My barber wanted we to sign a contract before cutting my hair, but I refused...
I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
A barber near me got arrested for selling drugs.... I've been his customer for years...
I never knew he was a barber...
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut.
When the barber asks me if I would like more cut off
Just a hair...
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut.
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thank you. Dyeanother day.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut.
A local barber in my area was arrested for selling drugs.
It blew my mind—I've been his customer for years and I had no idea he was a barber.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut.
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